Oh, trust me Kazu, I read the full thing, and wanting to assassinate fun is just the icing on the cake. Check this out:
I never thought anyone besides a grey-haired politician or Jack Thompson would unironically use the term murder simulator, especially not a gaming news website.
This truly shows how far we’ve come. We no longer need politicians or pissed off lawyers to rant about how disgusting and damaging to society violent video games are; now Gaming ‘Journalists’ are doing it for them.
Once upon a time, when I read EGM and OPM religiously every morning while eating breakfast before school, I really wanted to become a gaming journalist. Writing was the only thing I had a semblance of confidence in school, and despite my grumblings, I fucking love video games. I knew there would be a lot of hard work involved, but it was literally my dream job when I was younger.
And now there’s this.
I work at Goodwill now.
"latest murder simulator" oh my god when did it become cool to hate fun